your momma is so fat that people exercise her by running around her!

your momas so fat when she tiptoes , every1 shouts STAMPEDE!!!

your momma is so fat she got a new job at the cinema " THE SCREEN"

your moma so fat she make sumo wrestlers look anorexic

your momma is so fat when she opens the fridge the fridge says "i give up"

your mommas so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

your momma is so old wen she went to school there was no HISTORY class

your moms so fat she climbed Mt. fugi with one damn step!!!

your momma is so old when i asked her to show me an id she showed me a rock

your momma is so old when its her birthday the fire department are on standby

your momma so fat she cant stay on a bbal court for 3 seconds without gettin called for a key violation

your momma has one major problem - she can't wait to eat

your momma is like a bus - 50 cents per ride!

your momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into a gutter, yet she still comes back for more

your momma is so ugly when its september and she walks on the streets everyone says " damn, its halloween already?"