My Joke

What do you do if a blond person throws a grenade?
You catch it, pull out the pin, and throw it back.


No offense to blond people.

It is okay not falling off my seat or anything though.

~Panic

Wasn't as funny but I got a joke ^^

A blond walks into a shop and she says "Excuse me can I buy a T.V.?"
The guy says sorry we don't sell any T.V.s. So she goes to a barbershop to get a haircut, and she goes back to the shop again. This time she talks to the manager and asks "Excuse me can I buy that television over there?" The manager replies " Sorry we don't sell Televisions here."
So the blond goes back to the barber shop and dyes her hair brunette. And so she goes back to the shop and asks the manager again "Excuse me can I buy a television." The manager says "You dumb blond, that's a microwave not a television."

No offense to anybody, love you all ^^

lol heard that from you before

yep lolz. ^^

What's the joke in here? Good try tho.

Meaning blond throw grenade at you, but blond haven't pull trigger.

The joke for mine is that the guy can still tell that person is a blonde eventhough she dyed her hair. She mistaken the microwave for a television.

Um..yeaz we get that or I Lol